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Les de morsomste stand-up - sitatene

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I en ny kåring rangeres de ti morsomste stand-up komikerne i verden. Se de morsomste sitatene her, og stem på den du mener er Norges morsomste stand-up komiker.

Det er magasinet AskMen som har tatt for seg morroklumpene og laget en topp ti liste. Dette er selvsagt vanskelig siden det finnes mange forskjellige måter å drive stand-up på, og det å kåre den beste komikeren blir nesten som å kåre verdens beste artist, altså nesten umulig.

Men magasinet mener det er visse ting som skiller proffene fra amatørene. Blant annet er tidløs humor og evnen til å fortelle vitser som publikum i etterkant gjentar for sine venner viktig for en god komiker.

Her er deres liste over verdens beste stand-up komikere samt de beste sitatene fra hver komiker.

10. Jeff Foxworthy
Beste sitat: You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to meet women.

9. Robert Schimmel
Beste sitat: Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But if that was true, then a proctologist would be an astronaut.

8. Chris Rock
Beste sitat: Yeah you could do it without a man, but that don't mean it's to be done. Sh*t, you could drive a car with your feet if ya want to, that don't make it a good f*ckin' idea!

Rock om kvinner som mener de kan oppdra et barn uten hjelp fra en mann.

7. Andrew Dice Clay
Beste sitat: Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor old dog a bone, when she got there she bent over, rover took over, and the old lady got a bone of her own.

6. Eddie Murphy
Beste sitat: I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning, white dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge in they drawers. Smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!

5. Jerry Seinfeld
Beste sitat: The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?

4. George Carlin
Beste sitat: Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.

3. Richard Pryor
Beste sitat: When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

2. Bill Cosby
Beste sitat: A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

1. Lenny Bruce
Beste sitat: My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home and found us in bed together.

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