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Den beste måten å sette fokus på noe kan være humor. Her er den beste humoren om Irak-krigen. Og den er amerikansk.

Nettet flommer over av morsomheter, og det er få begivenheter som unngår humoristenes fokus. Krigen i Irak har lenge vært et tema. Vi har samlet noen av humorklippene nedenfor.

Ta også en titt på bildene som ligger i bildekarusellen til høyre. Et bilde sier definitivt mer enn 1.000 ord.

Lyspærer
How many members of the Bush administration are required to replace the proverbial light bulb?
Are you ready for this?

The Answer is SEVEN:
1.)
one to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.
2.) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.
3.) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.
4.) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.
5.) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb.
6.) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.
7.) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Moralsk dilemma
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is -- it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Sitater fra Talk-show
"The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison."

— Jay Leno

"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld told senators that the Geneva convention on prisoner's rights applies in Iraq, but not for prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay. When asked what the difference was Rumsfeld said that nobody has pictures of Guantanamo Bay."

— Conan O'Brien

"Foreign policy experts say that this Iraqi prison abuse thing could be a real setback in relations between American and Arab countries. But it was going so well up until this."
— Jay Leno

"John Kerry is on the attack and he has called now for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld. As a response, Rumsfeld stripped Kerry naked and ran him around on a leash."

— David Letterman

"There is some very disturbing video that's being passed around that shows U.S. soldiers in the Abu Gharib prison involved in group sex or having orgies. ...You want to know how wild it is over there? I guess already six soldiers got purple hearts for chlamydia."

— Jay Leno

"President Bush was on Arab TV to talk about the Iraqi POW abuse scandal. President Bush said, 'In a democracy, mistakes are investigated.' Well, not election mistakes."

— Jay Leno

"Who would have ever thought that more naked pictures would come out under the Bush administration than under the Clinton administration?"

— Jay Leno

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