*Nettavisen* Nyheter.

Sokk i kjeften

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Noen folk burde bare hatt en sokk i kjeften¿

27.10.05 16:53

(Womanweb.no): Folk sier mye dumt – noen ganger regelrett idiotisk.

Nettsidene Overheardintheoffice.com har brukt det til sin fordel.

Den fylles daglig med gullkorn fra folks merkelige, teite og skamløse kolleger. Folk sender inn sitater fra møter og lunsjpauser, så hvis du ruger på en kollegas dumheter og vil dele det med resten av verden, kan du skrive en liten rapport du også.

Her har du noen av gullkornene fra Overheardintheoffice:

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QA: That enhancement doesn't work, you need to fix it.

Dev: I guess it won't be in the patch, then.

QA: I didn't spend all that time testing and documenting it, we need to release it.

Dev: I'm not going to fix it now.

QA: You just said it was going to be in the patch, now you are saying it's not going to be fixed in this patch but it is in the patch.

Dev: Your Jedi mind tricks will not work on me.

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Colleague: What happened to the woman who used to process requisitions? Her office looks deserted.

Secretary: She's gone.

Colleague: Is she going to be replaced?

Secretary: We don't replace people in this office; we just hire someone new.

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Employee #1: I always thought it was pronounced "fass-mile". What is it?

Employee #2: Facsimile. It's a fax.

Employee #1: Oh, I've never heard it called that.

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Boss on phone: I couldn't find anything wrong with it, they did a great job. I mean, to be honest, I never looked at it, but I'm sure they did a great job. It looks good.

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